Dear Summer People

Heat Wave Log: Day One Thousand. I don’t remember life without 86% humidity anymore. I felt like I was swimming through the air when I was walking somewhere an hour ago. In the EVENING. Here’s what the next few days looks like:

Why.

The forecast looks exactly the same as what it has been almost every day since the end of April. Surely, somebody is responsible for this. I say we blame Summer People. Summer People, are you happy now? Is this what you wanted? Are you cackling a horrible villainous laugh while stroking a white cat? That’s how I picture you. If what you wanted was for us to all melt in a very slow and sticky death, you win.

Respectfully,

Spring People, Fall People, and Winter People

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